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A CEO's career book called “Stay Hungry”, a buy-and-build roll-up from €39 to 90 cents – and shareholders still waiting for their first dividend.
eine Sammlung wertloses / collecting the worthless

A CEO's career book called “Stay Hungry”, a buy-and-build roll-up from €39 to 90 cents – and shareholders still waiting for their first dividend.

A vegan IPO at €87, a bond pushed to 2030, printed oat milk and a new name – and a bee kit that outlived the share price.

A €10 SPAC, a pivot from search to stays, a Swiss chalet empire – and a share price that went on holiday for good.

A Maya recipe, a slim can and 200 million Frankfurt-listed shares: the relaxation drink that freed investors from their money in ten months.

Added in 2022 to the Portfolio: René Benko started, gloriously, in the attic. As a young Tyrolean he converted lofts into penthouses and discovered the eternal…

Added in 2023 to the portfolio How to sell your own department stores and then go bust paying the rent. Arcandor began life as KarstadtQuelle , a sturdy German…

LED Lenser: Part of the Portfolio since 2014... (Some say the only valuable thing Guido ever gave to shareholders) Most exhibits here are about money that…

Beer opener: part of the portfolio since 2014… (Yes, Roland Koch was CEO at the time!) Some companies hire a politician for his network. Bilfinger hired one to…

The Amazon-of-insurance that Alexa forgot Not every exhibit is a corpse. Some are simply de-rated dreams, and DFV Deutsche Familienversicherung is the genre’s…

Part of the portfolio since 2021… Naming agencies often get a HUGE amount of money for finding new names and making sure that brand identity and the legal…

When the sponsor is a fiction, so, eventually, is the season. Part of the Portfolio since 2023... (Hat tip to Diego!) Some of our finest pieces arrive as a…

Part of the portfolio since 2015... Some exhibits in this museum mark the end of a great company. This one marks the beginning of one. On display: an orange…

Part of the Portfolio since 2015... Every collection needs one piece that visitors have never heard of, frown at, and quietly admire. Ours is Prospecțiuni S.A.…

Part of the Portfolio since 2021... Not every exhibit here was killed by a crook. Some were simply standing on the tracks when the future came through.…

Business Class porcelain bowl: Part of the Portfolio since 2018. Some companies are too solid to fail, and that is precisely how you know they will. Swissair ,…

Part of the Portfolio since ~2017... In late 2017 a sleepy Berlin-listed micro-cap called BrainCloud AG performed the single most lucrative act available to a…

Part of the Portfolio since 2015. Gerry Weber was, for decades, a comfortable German success: a women’s-fashion house from Halle in Westphalia, founded in 1973…

Part of the Portfolio since 2020... Here is a rarity for the museum: an exhibit that was destroyed not because the idea was bad, but because it was too good,…

Part of the Portfolio since 2018... Trivago was a real Düsseldorf success story, and you already know it, because you have seen the advert roughly four…

Part of the Portfolio since 01/2015... (lucky shot) (gone under 03/2015) Vardia was a Norwegian insurance start-up, founded in 2009 and sold as a fast-growing…

Part of the Portfolio since 2023... (hat tip Walter!) Bed Bath & Beyond – founded in 1971 as “Bed ’n Bath” – was, for a generation of Americans, a genuinely…

Part of the portfolio since 2017 or 2018 (still in those “go-go times”) A black coffee mug, a black T-shirt reading “Do What You Love”, and a book called…

Part of the Portfolio since 2015 For decades Anton Schlecker ran the largest drugstore chain in Germany, and one of the largest in Europe. From his…

Part of the Portfolio since 2015 (yes! long before the drop!) Steinhoff began in 1964 as an honest furniture business in Westerstede, Lower Saxony, founded by…

Polaroid Land Camera Model 95 (from 1948) An absolute “must read”: A Triumph of Genius: Edwin Land, Polaroid, and the Kodak Patent War by Ronald K. Fierstein,…

Original menu from the Biglari Café in Saint-Tropez (2019) AND a Steak ’n Shake seasoning (2016). Part of the collection since… well, it is technically still…

Part of the portfolio since 09/2020 Every bubble deserves a face. The 1630s had tulips, 1999 had the sock puppet, and the zero-interest-rate mania of 2020/21…

Puke Bag ; Amenity Kit; Gifted in 2020/2021. Air Berlin was Germany’s would-be number two, run for two decades by Joachim Hunold – who, in a detail you…

Added in 2017 to the portfolio Windeln.de – literally “nappies dot de” – was a Munich online retailer of baby and toddler goods, founded in 2010 by Konstantin…

Cliq Digital -> Covid Mask from 2020 Cliq Digital was, for a giddy stretch of 2022–2023, a German small-cap darling. The Düsseldorf company had started life in…

WestLB -> Anti-Stress-Ball, gifted in 2021. WestLB was a Landesbank : a state-owned wholesale bank, owned by the German state of North Rhine-Westphalia and the…

Tesla Object secured: bought at 69,420 USD in 2020... Fine, the decimal point may have wandered. The official price of Tesla's red satin “Short Shorts” was…

Gifted to the Portfolio in 2021 Collecting the worthless, one charter airline at a time. Let us be clear up front: LTU was not a fraud. There were no…

Part of the portfolio since 12/2018 Germany has its fair share of prominent stock market promoters and well-known but controversial businessmen. One of them is…

Part of the portfolio since 02/2020 (This is a “fake” fridge magnet.) Short and dirty… Since our experience with those Chinese companies listed in Germany…

Part of the Portfolio since 2012 A peculiar speciality of the German market is the so-called Mantelgesellschaft – literally a “coat company”, in English a…

Part of the portfolio since June 2020 A lot has been written and said about Wirecard. The former German Wunderkind had always been suspicious, and the only…

gifted to the portfolio in 03/2019 It all started with a pitch on “ Die Höhle der Löwen ”, Germany’s version of “Shark Tank”, in 2015. Unfortunately the full…

part of the portfolio since 2017 Quick-service restaurants and fast food can be really good businesses – and really good investments. Just think McDonald’s……

Part of the portfolio since 05/2013 This beautiful canvas tote was donated to the museum in 2013, well after the financial crisis of 2008/2009 – by which point…

Part of the portfolio since 11/2011 Besides Asian Bamboo there were several other Chinese companies with a German listing. Who still remembers those fancy…

Part of the portfolio since 11/2011 2007 was a good time for the market. The sky was the limit and money was easy. At that time several Chinese companies…

Part of the portfolio: 04/2019 (A 1:24 replica of the Aston Martin DB11; with a price tag of more than USD 200k, the original DB11 was a bit too expensive for…